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addictdesuTitle: My Attempts to Kill Tegoshi Yuya
Rating: PG
Pairing: Tegoshi x OC
Genre: Crack
Summary: Tegoshi Yuya is is such a life-wrecker and I have to kill him before he completely wrecks my life. But, how??
A/N: My official entry for CTC's fic-writing contest. My original entry was Tasty Love but I figured out it's too long for a drabble. Fic inspired by my 5.24.11 journal entry (LOL that's a long time ago!)
also: crossposted on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
headbandlovers and CTC's feed.
In a small, dusty warehouse, there is a lone chair. That chair is where Tegoshi Yuya sits, tied-up and deprived. In front of the chair there is a table. On the table lies different equipment, the things I'll use for killing him. Yes, I'll kill him. Literally.
"Please. What have I done to you?" He wailed, shouted, cursed. He begged for mercy many times, but I kept my heart hard.
"I have to kill you..." I finally spoke to him.
"For what?!?"
"For ruining my life!! And don't ask how. You won't understand."
"Then make me understand!" He wailed again.
"You're so noisy!" I got pissed and immediately grabbed one of the things on the table. It's a big, sharp knife. I pointed it to him, and as I was gonna aim for his heart,
...I saw his frightened face. HIS HANDSOME FACE. And I can't even... Asdfghjkl! Why?? Why is he handsome even when frightened?
I dropped the knife. Failure number one: I dropped the knife! And Tegoshi, twice as shocked as he was before I tried to stab him, curled his forehead in puzzlement. "Hey, what's happening to you?"
Me... What's happening to me? Rolling on the floor, flailing over how handsome Tegoshi Yuya can get when frightened. I stood up and giggled. "Oh my~~ you're such a cutie!" I pinched his cheeks. "That's why I like you. Daichuki~ daichuki~" I gaily sang while encircling the chair he's sitting on.
"Does this mean... You are letting me go?" He asked.
I suddenly came back to my senses.
"NO!" I'll kill you! I will!" I rushed back to the table and grabbed the poison in a bottle.
"I will kill you!" I screamed, not looking at his handsome face so I won't fail again.
Just to make sure that what I have in hand is really a poison, I checked the label. It's a picture of a skull. Meaning, a poison indeed.
Yet,
...SKULL??!
Skull... Skull? Skull-kun??
The image of Tegoshi's dog popped in my head. That adorable dog just as adorbs as his master!! Oh~~ By these thoughts I dropped the poison; the bottle was smashed into pieces.
"Uwaaaa! Skull-kun! Yuya's priceless possession!!" I flailed and flailed.
"What is it about my dog??" Tegoshi asked.
Aw. Failure number two: I dropped the poison! This is not so right. Upon realizing, I went back to the table and grabbed the gun.
"Arrgh!" You and your dog ruining my plan!" I pointed the gun at Tegoshi. I didn't look at his face so I won't be distracted. I didn't think of Skull-kun either. I'm now ready to pull the trigger, but...
I found myself looking cool holding a gun. That led me to thinking about cool Kiri in Deka Wanko. Tegoshi's cool character in that drama is just so raburaburabu~! ^o^
"Ahh~~ Kiri-chaaaaan!!" I started jumping. "Kiri-chan is so cool ne? But he wouldn't be that cool if not for you!" I smiled widely at Tegoshi. "You are such a great actor!"
I felt great by complimenting him. I suppose he felt the same too. But he just flashed a weak smile.
"Please, miss. Release me now."
"Nah nah nah nah nah!!" I blurted out upon snapping back to reality. That is, killing Tegoshi. For the third time I failed: I dropped the gun! Damn, I have to to accomplish my fourth and last attempt, because I only have one weapon left.
So, enough of his handsome face. Of Skull-kun. Of Deka Wanko. I grabbed the bomb and the timer.
"It's killing time, I said."
All I have to do is to press the timer and I'll succeed. I'm close to achieving my want. Then I'll be happy...
...Would I really be? Would I really be happy achieving my want by killing the one I Iove?
I can hear the loud pounding of his chest.
Instead of pressing the button, I put the timer away. I untied him from the chair, and helped him stand up.
I don't really know what I feel at this moment.
After seconds of silence, Tegoshi spoke. "Thank you--"
"You life wrecker!! You won't leave here alive!" My life is completely wrecked because of that fourth failure: I dropped the timer! And if Tegoshi thinks I spared him, then no. My goal is clear.
I'll kill him.
I strangled his neck with my hands. Though he can hardly move, he used all of his remaining energy to take my hands off his neck... Little by little I felt weak and finally removed my shivering hands from his, but he was completely exhausted and suffocated that he fell to the ground.
"Yuyaaaaa?!" I cried.
He became unconscious. I checked his pulse, thank God he's still alive. I stayed by his side until he woke up.
--
When he woke up, my worries went away. I was gonna hug him tight but he gave me a harsh scolding and a cute-but-frightening pout.
"YOU STUPID GIRL!" He yelled at me.
"Ehhh!" I yelled back.
"I was close to dying!"
"Your fault. A life-wrecker!"
"And when did I wrecked your life?'
"From the start. And as long as you live you continue to wreck my life!"
"Hmm. You speak like you're not wrecking my life too." He grinned. "Am I right, my freaky girlfriend?"
I sighed, yet I can't hide the fact the fact that I blushed.
"If 'killing' me is your way to show your sweetness, well, it's not funny." He continued, "But... Thanks for the effort anyway. You strangle hard, I must say. Have you been training your muscles?"
"Shut up!" I punched him. He responded with a sweet kiss.
"Hmm~ I love you." He said.
"I'll kill you!" I answered.
--
Kill Tegoshi Yuya? Of course I wont. ♥
P.S. This is my first time to post a fic in my LJ. I still don't have the guts to post this onwasurenaisa; maybe next time? Hehee~ 
Rating: PG
Pairing: Tegoshi x OC
Genre: Crack
Summary: Tegoshi Yuya is is such a life-wrecker and I have to kill him before he completely wrecks my life. But, how??
A/N: My official entry for CTC's fic-writing contest. My original entry was Tasty Love but I figured out it's too long for a drabble. Fic inspired by my 5.24.11 journal entry (LOL that's a long time ago!)
also: crossposted on
headbandlovers and CTC's feed.In a small, dusty warehouse, there is a lone chair. That chair is where Tegoshi Yuya sits, tied-up and deprived. In front of the chair there is a table. On the table lies different equipment, the things I'll use for killing him. Yes, I'll kill him. Literally.
"Please. What have I done to you?" He wailed, shouted, cursed. He begged for mercy many times, but I kept my heart hard.
"I have to kill you..." I finally spoke to him.
"For what?!?"
"For ruining my life!! And don't ask how. You won't understand."
"Then make me understand!" He wailed again.
"You're so noisy!" I got pissed and immediately grabbed one of the things on the table. It's a big, sharp knife. I pointed it to him, and as I was gonna aim for his heart,
...I saw his frightened face. HIS HANDSOME FACE. And I can't even... Asdfghjkl! Why?? Why is he handsome even when frightened?
I dropped the knife. Failure number one: I dropped the knife! And Tegoshi, twice as shocked as he was before I tried to stab him, curled his forehead in puzzlement. "Hey, what's happening to you?"
Me... What's happening to me? Rolling on the floor, flailing over how handsome Tegoshi Yuya can get when frightened. I stood up and giggled. "Oh my~~ you're such a cutie!" I pinched his cheeks. "That's why I like you. Daichuki~ daichuki~" I gaily sang while encircling the chair he's sitting on.
"Does this mean... You are letting me go?" He asked.
I suddenly came back to my senses.
"NO!" I'll kill you! I will!" I rushed back to the table and grabbed the poison in a bottle.
"I will kill you!" I screamed, not looking at his handsome face so I won't fail again.
Just to make sure that what I have in hand is really a poison, I checked the label. It's a picture of a skull. Meaning, a poison indeed.
Yet,
...SKULL??!
Skull... Skull? Skull-kun??
The image of Tegoshi's dog popped in my head. That adorable dog just as adorbs as his master!! Oh~~ By these thoughts I dropped the poison; the bottle was smashed into pieces.
"Uwaaaa! Skull-kun! Yuya's priceless possession!!" I flailed and flailed.
"What is it about my dog??" Tegoshi asked.
Aw. Failure number two: I dropped the poison! This is not so right. Upon realizing, I went back to the table and grabbed the gun.
"Arrgh!" You and your dog ruining my plan!" I pointed the gun at Tegoshi. I didn't look at his face so I won't be distracted. I didn't think of Skull-kun either. I'm now ready to pull the trigger, but...
I found myself looking cool holding a gun. That led me to thinking about cool Kiri in Deka Wanko. Tegoshi's cool character in that drama is just so raburaburabu~! ^o^
"Ahh~~ Kiri-chaaaaan!!" I started jumping. "Kiri-chan is so cool ne? But he wouldn't be that cool if not for you!" I smiled widely at Tegoshi. "You are such a great actor!"
I felt great by complimenting him. I suppose he felt the same too. But he just flashed a weak smile.
"Please, miss. Release me now."
"Nah nah nah nah nah!!" I blurted out upon snapping back to reality. That is, killing Tegoshi. For the third time I failed: I dropped the gun! Damn, I have to to accomplish my fourth and last attempt, because I only have one weapon left.
So, enough of his handsome face. Of Skull-kun. Of Deka Wanko. I grabbed the bomb and the timer.
"It's killing time, I said."
All I have to do is to press the timer and I'll succeed. I'm close to achieving my want. Then I'll be happy...
...Would I really be? Would I really be happy achieving my want by killing the one I Iove?
I can hear the loud pounding of his chest.
Instead of pressing the button, I put the timer away. I untied him from the chair, and helped him stand up.
I don't really know what I feel at this moment.
After seconds of silence, Tegoshi spoke. "Thank you--"
"You life wrecker!! You won't leave here alive!" My life is completely wrecked because of that fourth failure: I dropped the timer! And if Tegoshi thinks I spared him, then no. My goal is clear.
I'll kill him.
I strangled his neck with my hands. Though he can hardly move, he used all of his remaining energy to take my hands off his neck... Little by little I felt weak and finally removed my shivering hands from his, but he was completely exhausted and suffocated that he fell to the ground.
"Yuyaaaaa?!" I cried.
He became unconscious. I checked his pulse, thank God he's still alive. I stayed by his side until he woke up.
--
When he woke up, my worries went away. I was gonna hug him tight but he gave me a harsh scolding and a cute-but-frightening pout.
"YOU STUPID GIRL!" He yelled at me.
"Ehhh!" I yelled back.
"I was close to dying!"
"Your fault. A life-wrecker!"
"And when did I wrecked your life?'
"From the start. And as long as you live you continue to wreck my life!"
"Hmm. You speak like you're not wrecking my life too." He grinned. "Am I right, my freaky girlfriend?"
I sighed, yet I can't hide the fact the fact that I blushed.
"If 'killing' me is your way to show your sweetness, well, it's not funny." He continued, "But... Thanks for the effort anyway. You strangle hard, I must say. Have you been training your muscles?"
"Shut up!" I punched him. He responded with a sweet kiss.
"Hmm~ I love you." He said.
"I'll kill you!" I answered.
--
Kill Tegoshi Yuya? Of course I wont. ♥
P.S. This is my first time to post a fic in my LJ. I still don't have the guts to post this on
wasurenaisa; maybe next time? Hehee~ 
